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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
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