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Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
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