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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funeralsOld people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.No brain no pain.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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