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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 65
If you're rich,I'm free!
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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