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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 67
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
Life's too short to remove usb safely
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