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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 67
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
I'm lazy and I know it
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