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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 46
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
'' Do you have a good reason to not talk to me?'' .. '' I don't need a reason, I do what I want,girl ''
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