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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 45
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
There`s nothing more slower than counting the minutes until you see the person you wanna be with the most.
Cheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;D
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
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