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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 42
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
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