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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 41
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
I Can. But I won't.
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