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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 41
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Meowing at cats until they meow back
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
I Can. But I won't.
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
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