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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 41
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
I must go. My planet needs me.
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
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