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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 38
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
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