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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 35
I hate it when i go to a party and someone is wearing the same turban as me
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
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