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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 34
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
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