Best status updates
Statuses
New statuses
Best statuses
Most liked
Just liked
Best statuses:
Today
Yesterday
Monday
Sunday
Saturday
Friday
Thursday
This Week
Last Week
December
October
Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 37
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
High Heels ♥
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
Page:
<<
<
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
>
>>