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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 37
nobody bring me DOWN!
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
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