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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 40
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
You're on my to do list ;)
Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
Guys who can cook
Doing something wrong, and feeling so finee :)
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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