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Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Sometimes a hug can mean more than wordsSometimes a hug can mean more than words
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* MwahhhhI LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
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