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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 36
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
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