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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 36
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
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