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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 36
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
For those who are still waiting to get Facebook Timeline.
Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
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