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When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
A woman needs a man who protects her, a man who never lies, a man who spoils her and she needs to keep these men from finding out about each other :P
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