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Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
Inbox (1) makes me nervous.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
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