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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 32
Replying to a text half asleep and not remember what you said
I hate waking up from an awesome dream and forgetting what happened.
I love those days when everything seems to go right. :)
I remember the face, but what the hell is your name?
I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you
Carrying in 10 shopping bags to avoid going twice.
Slapping your pockets to make sure you haven't lost anything.
Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja
Nothing's worse than that moment in an argument when you realize your wrong
That awkward moment when you realize that you texted the wrong person.
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