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"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing."I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook""yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer? OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
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