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My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missionsGetting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain LetterNo, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays. Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
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