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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 70
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
hye :) selamat pagi :D
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
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