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I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treatedI'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:DI remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
WTF = Welcome To FacebookWTF = Welcome To Facebook
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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