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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 75
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
I'm tired of giving my heart away, it always comes back broken!
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
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