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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 74
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Like if you don't smoke.
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