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Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Those warm, almost summer days that put you in such a great mood ♥
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
You cant have a better tomorrow if youre always thinking about yesterday.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Dear Life, You have some explaining to do.
A mirror shows the outside, but never the pain on the inside.
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