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Best Facebook status updates - August - Page 114
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
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