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Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fatJumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
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