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Best Facebook status updates - June - Page 120
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
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