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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
I'm lazy and I know it
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
The awkward moment when you accidentally open internet explorer.
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