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Having a good word with yourself on your way home from a nite outHaving a good word with yourself on your way home from a nite out
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cakeCarrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
Signs your falling in love: You check you are hoping you get a Facebook message form that person. You"ll read their txts over and over again You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them They becomes all you think about You"ll get high just by their smell You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them You"ll do anything for them While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time :)Signs your falling in love: You check you are hoping you get a Facebook message form that person. You"ll read their txts over and over again You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them They becomes all you think about You"ll get high just by their smell You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them You"ll do anything for them While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time :)
I'm to ambitious to be a housewifeI'm to ambitious to be a housewife
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
That Awkward moment when all your friends on Facebook like your status.That Awkward moment when all your friends on Facebook like your status.
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