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Best Facebook status updates - August - Page 124
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
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