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F**k love..anyway who cares..
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
I'd rather be hated for what I am than be loved for what I am not .. :(
I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
blaah :P you know :)
i love u so much babe
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
I Spam Your Mom
Urghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :D
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