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Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
You get what you give!You get what you give!
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
advend by dad :-)advend by dad :-)
“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie
You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XDAre you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
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