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Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else'sDoing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question"."You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
That one `mood` when suddenly everything is funny & you can`t stop laughing.♥That one `mood` when suddenly everything is funny & you can`t stop laughing.♥
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
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