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Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleepThose moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noisesStanding in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else'sDoing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
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