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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 133
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
Falling in love is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna love you~
I asked you a very simple question. Why you do not answer me all day? If the answer is negative,on time, I could be at home tonight
A word is just a word till you mean what you say!!!
It's ok if you want us to be just friends. With benefits. :P ;D 3:-)
I am not looking for someone who'll catch the stars for me; I'm lookin for someone who'll watch the stars with me.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
Walking alone in search of lyf.........
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
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