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Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
happiness,happiness,happiness.....happiness,happiness,happiness.....
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :PPeople said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...
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