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It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
mmmm showering with your lover ;)
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
I love it when bus drivers wave to each other
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