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Best Facebook status updates - June - Page 137

I'd rather be hated for what I am than be loved for what I am not .. :(I'd rather be hated for what I am than be loved for what I am not .. :(
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
lover s*cks love doesn'tlover s*cks love doesn't
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
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