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It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permissionShooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractorI come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
I need to know: why you want to go in any case, with me or without me, when you love me? You can achieve with me much more in every aspect, on much easier way, in every way that we choose. I want to go with you, but do you realy want same, when I can not meet with you?I need to know: why you want to go in any case, with me or without me, when you love me? You can achieve with me much more in every aspect, on much easier way, in every way that we choose. I want to go with you, but do you realy want same, when I can not meet with you?
Selling your mate on ebay. As a joke.Selling your mate on ebay. As a joke.
If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)
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