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The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
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