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Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
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