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Best Facebook status updates - May - Page 55
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
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