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"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing."I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
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