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Best Facebook status updates - August - Page 58
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
"I need a drink or 12."
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
"Shut up, you love it"
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Doing something wrong, and feeling so finee :)
Guys who can cook
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
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