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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 61
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
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