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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Single, sexy and ready to party!Single, sexy and ready to party!
When love goes wrong nothing goes rightWhen love goes wrong nothing goes right
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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