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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
No brain no pain.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Single, sexy and ready to party!
If you're rich,I'm free!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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