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Best Facebook status updates - June - Page 59
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
all we need is diet.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
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