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Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
No brain no pain.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
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