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Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing EmI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
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