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Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
I ♥ my dad
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
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