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Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
Friends like mine are hard to find. There are so many pubs and they could be in any of them.
Some people come into your life as a blessing, while others come into your life as a lesson
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
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